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THE HUNTING OF THE GORTACH - DOCUMENTARY

This summer we had 2 different events fall through under odd circumstances. We realized that our research into the Gortch of Missiouri might have pissed it off.

So, after getting hit TWICE from this monster we decided to fight back! Team Waxy Brown is going to take one for the team and fight for Missouri Cannabis and Hemp.

We are going to film a documentary of our hunt for the Gortach. We’ll have a global watch party where we can sesh with everyone during the premiere. It will be live to Facebook, YouTube, and Twitch.

We will have some more fun stuff and the date to announce soon. But for now, check out the merch and like the Gortach Facebook Page to stay up to date!

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THE STORY OF THE GORTACH

The Gortach of Missouri is a creature that hates both hemp and cannabis. Much of the data behind this creature has been suppressed for decades due to cannabis prohibitionists.

The Gortach of Missouri is a creature that hates both hemp and cannabis. Much of the data behind this creature has been suppressed for decades due to cannabis prohibitionists.

THE GORTACH DOCUMENTARY

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THE TEAM

Unlike the A-Team or the Suicide Squad we had to go with what we had. In this case its these knuckleheads. 

Kind of like the old school arcade games, CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER and let us know who you’re pulling for! Don’t forget to share your vote on your socials!

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THE PLAN

The plan is fairly simple. We’ll meet up in Rolla and gear up for the hunt. We’ve got several locations we’ve been scouting and are pretty sure we’ve found the spot the Gortach is most active lately.

Our team of misfits will venture into the woods to hunt the Gortach. We’ll document the whole adventure for broadcast after its all over. We’ll make sure we include expert testimony and information that can help us fight the Gortach next year at Cannabis Camp!

We’ll be off the FM dial for this video so you’ll get to see Team Waxy in our raw form! Get your friends together and sesh while you watch the shenanigans unfold!

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GORTACH GEAR

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